Terms and Conditions

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Welcome to our dream/nightmare. By browsing or buying from our site, you agree to the following terms, conditions, and cosmic contracts:

1. You’re Here Voluntarily
   You clicked. You scrolled. You found us. No turning back.
    
2. All Designs Are Bootlegged with Love
   We remix culture with scissors, screenprint ink, and late-night epiphanies. If you’re looking for official merch, we respectfully suggest the mall.
    
3. One-of-a-Kind Imperfection
   Every tee is a little different. That’s not a bug, that’s the feature. Crooked prints? Ink ghosts? Welcome to the art.
    
4. Shipping Takes Time
   We are not Amazon. We are two tired humans and a haunted Epson printer. Please allow 2–3 weeks for processing, printing, and packing. Possibly longer during retrograde.
    
5. We Reserve the Right to Cancel Weird Orders
   If something feels botty, scammy, or just plain off, we’ll yeet the order into the abyss. It’s not personal. It’s energetic.
    

1. No Refunds
   For real. Read the policy. You bought it, you wear it.
    
2. No Returns
   We can’t take it back. Not even if it doesn’t “match your aura.”
    
3. No Exchanges
   Size up if you’re in doubt. Or size down. Trust your gut. There is no size chart in dreams.
    
4. We Might Haunt You (With Email)
   If you leave something in your cart, we might send you a nudge. If that’s too intense, we get it—unsubscribe freely.
    
5. This Is Not That Serious
   It's bootleg fashion with a beat-up heat press. Don’t sue us. Karma is watching.
    

Thanks for supporting interdimensional DIY fashion.
Long live the bootleg. Long live the weird. 👕🌀