🔐 Privacy Policy

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(A.K.A. We're Not Creeps)

Hey. Welcome. First off — we’re not into that data-harvesting, behavior-tracking, late-stage surveillance capitalism nonsense. That’s not our vibe. We make bootleg shirts, not spyware.

If you buy something from us, we’ll collect the basics:

• Your name (real or fake — your call)
   
• Shipping address (so we can send you your shirt)
   
• Email (for receipts, shipping updates, and maybe one weird newsletter if we remember)
   

We do not:

• Store your credit card info (our payment provider handles that securely)
   
• Track your location
   
• Implant cookies that follow you across the internet
   
• Read your dreams (yet)
   

We use your info to:

• Ship your stuff
   
• Send you order updates
   
• Email you rarely (if ever) with cool new drops or existential thoughts
   

That’s it.

We don’t:

• Sell your info
   
• Share your info
   
• Rent your info
   
• Trade your info for cursed amulets
   

If you ever want us to delete your info, email us. We'll do it. No questions asked (okay, maybe one: "Are you sure?").

We’re artists, weirdos, and probably decent people trying to make cool stuff in a broken world. Respect goes both ways. So we promise to treat your data like we treat your shirts — with care, integrity, and maybe a little ink.

Thanks for trusting us.
Stay bootlegged. Stay weird.